Should I Blog Or Sell My Body On Craigslist?

by Jack Humphrey on Jul 15

7 Infrequently Asked Questions About Having A Successful Blog

Did you know that most lists of “Frequently Asked Questions” (FAQ) are made up by the person who wrote them?  I guess we all know that deep down, but no one really talks about it.  Weird.

Anyway, here is a list of Infrequently Asked Questions (IAQ) that many people might want to ask themselves about building a successful blog. 

Blogging IAQ

Q:  Am I really serious enough about being a successful blogger to go through all the work it takes, or am I just dreaming?

A:  97.2% of people who never ask themselves this question would answer that they aren’t nearly serious enough beyond buying a couple courses and telling everyone in a forum how they failed to make them rich.

Q:  Will I do whatever it takes to create a blog that is wildly exciting and useful to my target readers?

A:  See answer #1

Q:  If autoblogging and shortcuts are all so damned effective, why isn’t there a single A-List blog that uses completely automated and scraped content?

A:  Because “phoning it in” is the antithesis of what blogging is about.  If people want to read crap, there are thousands of leading crap content producers than you couldn’t possibly compete with.

Q:  If I am on disability, a fixed income, have no fingers, don’t own a computer, and have to shave my back twice a month, can I still be a million dollar blogger?

A:  Yes.  Yes you can!  Please send your money to me so I can show you how to be a success at blogging, even if you are the dumbest kid raised in a family of monkeys with no hope of doing anything remotely significant in your life.  I’d be happy to show you how for just $13.47, one time fee!

Q:  If blogging is such a good way to make money, why are most blogs abandoned, stagnant, and broke?

A:  Because fantasy and reality don’t get along with each other very well.  The fantasy goes:  “I’m starting a blog and I’m going to make money blogging!” 

Reality, usually in the next day or two, brings “Holy crap!  I’m a much better customer and surfer than I am a worker.  Think I’ll just stick to buying stuff and watching kitten videos on YouTube.” 

Most web users are here to buy stuff, find information, and be entertained.  Therefore most people will never have a profitable presence of any kind on the web no matter how exciting it seems to them on the surface.  When it comes to work, most would rather play and keep their day jobs as much as they say they hate them.

Ironcially, the same people who say they can’t work on a blog every day after their real job, that it would be too hard, have no problem surfing the web till all hours and going to work half dead the next morning.

Q:  I want to be financially independent but I don’t like the thought of writing and marketing much because I have a full time job.  Can I still be a good blogger?

A:  No.  No one cares if you have to work nights and weekends when starting out.  EVERYONE had to work long, hard hours when they started.  That’s the way it is.  Deal with it.

Q:  Aren’t there easier ways to make money online than blogging?

A:  Yes.  You can sell all your stuff in the attic and garage on Ebay.  You can become a virtual assistant for $8 / hour.  You can sell your body on Craigslist.  There are tons of ways to “make money” online.  It’s just about what kind of money you want to make.

  • http://dietrenegade.com/ Gina from Diet Renegade

    When I need a kick in the butt and a good dose of reality, I can always come here – thanks Jack! You are so very right.

    I’ve come to realize more and more just how much success depends on mindset and the way people treat their online business. It really is a matter of choosing to treat your blog like a hobby or a real business.

    Its so easy when we are online to not take things as seriously, that’s why every chance I get I “pretend” that I have a brick-and-mortar business (I know it sounds dumb, but hear me out!) If I put myself in that frame of mind and ask myself, if I was a “real” business what would sell? How would I treat my customers? How would I advertise? Would the message that I have for my audience on my blog be something I would say to someone face-to-face?

    By treating a blog through that mindset everything seems so much more real and professional.

    Thanks,

    Gina

    Gina from Diet Renegades last blog post..Strength and Focus

  • http://buildingfromnothing.com Anna

    I LOVE your IAQ! Couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you for putting things so well.

    I think I will refer new internet marketers to this, to help answer their … yes, FREQUENTLY asked questions.

  • http://www.nickstamoulis.com/seo-consultant.html Nick Stamoulis

    I think too many people think they can just launch a blog and see their bank accounts fill up. A blog is simply a business, that’s it. If you treat it like a business you will have the same ups and downs as every business owner has. At this point a blog has to bring something new and unique to the table in order to really generate some income but even then they pour their blood, sweat and tears into it. Oh yeah, lots of traffic helps too.

  • http://www.ajmatix.com Jolechrist

    Really nice basic Q & A you mentioned. here many of the blogger only wants to earn revenue from their blog. Before that they need to know about basic rules to be a good blogger. otherwise they cant lead successful blog.

  • http://ScottThrall.com Scott Thrall

    It always comes down to the same basic reason for failure doesn’t it…failure in the begining…ie failure to bring the mindset to do all it takes to succeed.

    Every very successful person has had to pay their dues, BUT there are many ways to streamline those dues, and leverage the little successes.

    Scott Thralls last blog post..Affiliate Marketers – Drive Traffic to Your Site With Article Marketing

  • http://goodelife.wordpress.com Andy

    You forgot ONE key question:

    I am/was a professional [pacman/world of warcraft/Mario Bros.] trigger finger. Can I put that talent to the bank on a blog? Maybe a vlog showing retro how-to-win-pacman videos?

    Oh, gosh, I think I will hop over to clickbank and see if this could actually be a profitable niche… thanks for the inspiration ;) !

    Andys last blog post..How to Conquer Distractions

  • http://www.marketlikeachick.com Coree Silvera

    Boy have I learned this the hard way.just like everyone else here! I still have my days where I don’t want to write and I have to tell myself that winners do what others don’t want to do so they do what they want to when no one else can. Or something like that. Either way this is a great eye opener for many and I love this:

    Q: If I am on disability, a fixed income, have no fingers, don’t own a computer, and have to shave my back twice a month, can I still be a million dollar blogger?
    A: Yes. Yes you can! Please send your money to me so I can show you how to be a success at blogging

  • http://www.howtospoter.com Alex Sysoef

    This one was too funny jack! I just had to Tweet it. I think it nails one big problem down with blogging, unreasonable expectation, very nicely!

  • http://www.thefunstufftodo.com John

    Very funny and useful!! Thanks!!

  • http://londoniscool.com William Wallace

    I think the biggest problem with 99% of the blogs out there, is the fact that they are 99% unoriginal. I think the next biggest reason why so many fail is because most people are not prepared to put the time, effort and thought into making their blogs successful, it is easier to be a wage slave for ever more.

  • http://www.doorwaypullupbar.org Jack@Doorway Pull Up Bar

    Awesome points here Jack, I love your optimism. I’d say you’re bound for blogging success whoever you are if you can approach in the right way:

    Firstly, you have to see it as a real business, giving real value to people. A real business takes time adn sacrifice and dedication. If you aren’t prepared to put this in then you probably wont do so well.

    And secondly, you have to blog about something you Love. I think if you blog truly valuable stuff about something you love you will find it easy to make an impact, and you monetise Anything if you have traffic!
    .-= Jack@Doorway Pull Up Bar´s last blog ..Doorway Chin Up Bar =-.

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